Take that, 2014 'Rolla naysayers!

"JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7" (jayzayeighty) 01/21/2014 at 18:02 • Filed to: None

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Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/21/2014 at 18:06

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But the Durango can hold 70 packs of gum.

Dusty Ventures > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey 01/21/2014 at 18:08

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GUM FOR DAYS!!!!!1!!!!11111!!!!

GhostZ > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey 01/21/2014 at 18:14

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It goes on for inches.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/21/2014 at 18:14

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For those who live a boring life, sure.

JustWaitingForAMate > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/21/2014 at 18:20

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The 2014 Corolla : Go balls deep.

The 2014 Corolla : It's ballin.

The 2014 Corolla : A handy place to store your balls.

The 2014 Corolla : Fits more balls in it's box then you'd think.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 01/21/2014 at 18:24

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Hell, I'd do this if I had a 2014 Corolla and a gratuitous number of tennis balls. This would be the pinnacle of my day. In fact, once I have a little money, I will be heading to sports authority to see if my car stacks up to the 2014 Corolla.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > JustWaitingForAMate 01/21/2014 at 18:26

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Brilliant! I question why they don't have these points in their ads.

BrettAM > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/21/2014 at 18:27

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I've heard of manufacturers filling glove boxes and such ping-pong balls to get an estimate of the real-world usable space.

JustWaitingForAMate > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/21/2014 at 18:31

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I'm thinking that the crassness may not fit their target demographic.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/21/2014 at 18:32

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I meant both the car and the tennis ball.

For now, it's the Fiat's time to shine.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > JustWaitingForAMate 01/21/2014 at 18:47

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Honey, this is a sports car. It says balls deep. I don't need a sports car.

Montalvo > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey 01/21/2014 at 18:50

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Is this a gumball machine? NO! It is a Dodge Durango!

Xentron Holy Reaper of Worlds > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey 01/21/2014 at 18:58

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And it's made of thermoplast ejection moulding.

Xentron Holy Reaper of Worlds > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey 01/21/2014 at 18:58

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Not to mention, it comes standard

Rico > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/21/2014 at 18:59

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So in theory it could hold over 30 grenades to blow it to smithereens.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Rico 01/21/2014 at 19:03

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Good point. A main selling point, no doubt.

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Xentron Holy Reaper of Worlds 01/21/2014 at 19:17

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This is why I love it here. Y'all are a great bunch.

DeltawingGothamDeserves > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/21/2014 at 19:45

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Is this Wimbleton? NO its a 2014 Corolla.

corollamike > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 03/07/2014 at 15:28

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That's all fine and good, but notice there is no upper glove box in which to store even MORE tennis balls. Had Toyota kept the coin box, a ball or two might have fit into it. But, nooooooooooooooo, Toyota lost their minds and decided to go Ford's route: design over substance. And I thought Mulally was the Toyota fan; didn't realize Toyoda was a Ford fan. And for the record, I've only seen 2 '14 'Rollas on the streets in the months since its introduction. THAT, to me, says quite a lot.